“Yeah, but do you talk about anyone actually relevant?” you might be asking yourself. Yeah, smartass, we do. See the players discussed below. If you don’t have at least one of those guys on your fantasy team, we’ll refund your money and replace this podcast with a new one.

WEEK 2 NON-PPR RANKINGS:

Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker

If you’re still on the fence about listening, you’ll definitely want to hear one of the SN Fantasy experts unironically uses this defense: “That was more of a case of incompetence instead of being stupid.” 

WEEK 2 PPR RANKINGS: Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end

Week 2 Fantasy Football Podcast

Timestamps:

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? Things we were wrong about last week:  (2:39)

The over/under on Justice Hill’s touches Hating on Sammy Watkins (with bonus Tyreek Hill/Mecole Hardman talk) Recommending the 49ers offense (with bonus Raheem Mostert/Matt Breida talk)

GOOGLE ‘EM BING ‘EM QWANT ‘EM: Most searched players of the week (9:17)

Antonio Brown (plus Josh Gordon, Phillip Dorsett)

Joe Mixon (plus Giovani Bernard)

Todd Gurley (plus Malcolm Brown)

Hollywood Brown and Terry McLaurin (plus DK Metcalf)

Derrius Guice (plus Adrian Peterson, Chris Thompson)

SLEEPERS, RISKY PLAYS, START ‘EM/SIT ‘EM: Players we’re excited/worried about for Week 2 (24:05)

QBs: Ben Roethlisberger, Andy Dalton, Derek Carr, Jared Goff, Kyler Murray, Aaron Rodgers, Kirk Cousins, Baker Mayfield (24:39)

RBs: Patriots RBs, Eagles RBs, Giovani Bernard, Dion Lewis, Devin Singletary, James Conner, Bears RBs, Broncos RBs, Texans RBs (33:53)

WRs: John Ross, Ravens WRs, Jaguars WRs, Calvin Ridley, Larry Fitzgerald, Jarvis Landry, Courtland Sutton, Vikings WRs, Bucs WRs, Redskins WRs (45:34)

TEs: Panthers TEs, Vernon Davis, Ryan Griffin, C.J. Uzomah, Delanie Walker, Jared Cook (56:40)

D/STs: Giants, Jets, Colts, Panthers, Jaguars, Rams, Vikings, Packers (1:03:47)

RANDOM S#*% (1:06:18)

Sam Ficken Fantasy Team Names Booger McFarland breaking down Taysom Hill’s versatility and Deshaun Watson’s aging